Not Cool

I am having trouble sleeping again. And just now I found a Jerusalem Cricket IN MY BED! I have been seeing these guys around the earthship. I didn't know what they were. In Spanish they are called Nina de la tierra- child of the Earth. That's a pretty sweeet way to look at them, but they freak my shit out because they are big and they bite, or so I have read.
Though I have to say I rescued a half dead one last week that had gotten into a plastic container and couldn't get out, and when I relocated him to the outdoors he looked at me with- I swear- gratitude. But still. Dey ugly. Now how I'm gonna sleep?